THE ADVENTURES OF VOLTURE 4

DURING MY SECOND YEAR AS ECW CHAMPION I KNEW THERE NEEDED TO BE A CHANGE SO I TURNED HEEL.I ALSO REALIZED THERE NEEDED TO BE A CHANGE IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH [MY HAND] KIMONA WANANLAYA SO WE BROKE UP WE STILL HAD SEX EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT MY FOCUS ON MY RELATIONSHIP WITH [MY OTHER HAND] MEA YOUNG.I ALSO TOOK IT TO HEART TO TRAIN MASS TRANSIT A PLUCKY YOUNG IN SHAPE YOUNG LION OF A WRESTLER WHO WOULD LATER GO ON TO WRESTLE AND BEAT NEW JACK HE JUST SO GIFTED I REMEMBER HOW HAPPY HIS DAD WAS DURING HIS FIRST MATCH.I ALSO STARTED MY CHRISTMAS [CRAP] COLLECTION BY BEGGING MY BROTHER THAT

NEEDS THE MONEY FOR HIS SICK SON TO SAY FUCK HIMSELF AND GIVE ME THESE [CRAPPY] CHRISTMAS [CRAP] COLLECTABLES.WHILE ALSO NOT PAYING MY MOM WHO HATE'S ME OR AS I HAVE TOLD SOME PEOPLE LOVES ME ALLOT.I ALSO INVENTED THE DUDLEY'S [STOLE FROM RAVEN SHOOT] AND CONTINUED TO REIGN SUPREME OVER ECW.

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