THE ADVENTURES OF THE VOLTURE 6

I TOURED JAPAN FOR A SHORT TIME AS WELL MOST OF THE DOMINATING AJPW AND ON A FEW OCCASIONS NJPW. DURING THIS TIME I COMPETED AGAINST THE LIKE'S OF INOKI [IMAGINATION] BABA [IMAGINATION] KOBASHI [IMAGINATION] AND MISAWA [IMAGINATION].I WANTED TO FACE STAN HANSEN BUT HE PULLED OUT HE WAS TO AFRAID OF ME [MET HIM ONCE AT A AUTOGRAPH SIGNING] HE RAN LIKE A PUSSY [I WAS TO AFRAID TO ASK FOR AN AUTOGRAGH].SO INSTEAD I SET RECORDS AS THE HIGHEST GROSSING STRONG STYLE WRESTLER IN HISTORY AS IT'S BIGGEST DRAW I ATTRACTED MILLIONS [POOR PEOPLE ON THE CRAPHOLE] AND MILLIONS [MY SPONGEBOB LAMP] I ALSO HAD 5* MATCHES WITH EVERYONE I FACED TO THIS DAY I HAVE THE RECORD BY THE WAY I WAS SNUBBED BY OBSERVER HALL OF FAME THIS YEAR.BUT IT WAS DURING A MATCH WITH KOBASHI A NO TALENT ROOKIE THAT I SUFFERED MY BIGGEST INJURY OF MY ENTIRE CAREER WHEN I TOOK THE BURNING HAMMER A MOVE WHICH I AND MASS TRANSIT HAD USED PERFECTLY IN ECW YEARS BEFORE.BUT THIS NO TALENT WANNA BE INJURED ME I MEAN THIS KID HAD NO TALENT HE WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT IN ECW WHERE WE HAD NOTHING BUT THE BEST IN RING TALENT.SO I HAD TO RETIRE FROM IN RING COMBAT.BUT CRY NOT AS THE VOLTURE WOULD GO ON TO BECOME A GREAT BOOKER AND ONE DAY EVEN SAVE WCW.BUT FIRST I WAS OFF TO WWC TO MEET WITH MY OLD FRIEND BRUISER BRODY .

DETECTIVE VOLTURE ADVENTURES

IT ALL STARTED WHEN I GOT DONE WATCHING SOME GOOD OLD INCEST PORN I HEARD A MASSIVE NOISE COMING FROM OUT SIDE AS LIKE OUT SIDE I SAW THE THE MEGA TWINS OF STUPIDITY THE EVIL JOKER [GIGOLO] AND TWO FACE [BOB HOLLY] IT WAS THEN THAT I CALLED UPON MY POWERS TO SUMMON MY STUPIDEST SIDE KICKS FAT GIRL AND NAIM AND HIS ULTRA POWERS OF STARTING FIGHTS.WE USED THE NAIM CICLE THE FAT MOBILE AND RETARDED FAT GIRL PLANE OF SUPER VISABILITY TO NOT FIGHT WITH THEM AND INSTEAD WATCH ALLOT OF INCEST PORN TOGETHER TIL WE FELT READY TO......................EAT NACHOS BEFORE WE FINALLY SUMMONED THE COURAGE TO SEND AS MANY PM'S AND REPORTS TO THE MODS AS WE CAN WHO HAVE SO MANY BETTER THINGS TO DO IT WAS DURING THIS TIME WE FINALLY DECIDED TO GROW A PAIR OR IN NAIMS CASE FIND A PAIR.AND THE BATTLE WITH THE MEGA TWIN POWERS OF STUPITY . AS WE MADE OUR WAY TO THE BATTLE WE WERE JOINED BY BUNSEN HONEY DUMBASS WHO STARTED TELLING US ABOUT HOW THIS WAS ALL OBAMA'S DOING AND THAT TO REALLY DESTROY THE MEGA TWIN DUMBASS'S WE NEED TO DEFEAT OBAMA.

THE ADVENTURES OF THE VOLTURE 5

AFTER AWHILE IN ECW I GOT BORED AND WENT DOWN TO MEXICO. ULTIMATE DRAGON HIRED ME TO RUN AAA. SADLY I DIDN'T LAST TOO LONG DOWN THERE.I WAS TOO BUSY BANGING ALL THE RINGCARD GIRLS.SINCE MY SPERM IS SO POWERFUL I QUICKLY LEFT TEH COUNTY WHEN 10 OF THE GIRLS TURNED UP PREGNANT. BUT NOW MY 10 SONS RUN IWRG AND ARE KNOWN AS HIJO DEL VOLTURE.DURING THIS TIME I UNMASKED SANTO MAKING HIM A EVEN BIGGER DRAW JUST LIKE MY FRIEND VINCE RUSSO  SAID WOULD HAPPEN AND HE AND I BECAME AAA CHAMPION AND EMLL CHAMPION AND TAG TEAM CHAMPION WITH HIM IN BOTH COMPANYS.I ALSO TRAINED LITA [MY HAND IN SOCK]PISSED ON HER MADE HER THE  GREATEST FEMALE WRESTLER OF ALL TIME EVEN GREATER THAN TRISH STRATUS OR MY EX MEA YOUNG.
EL HIJO VOLTURE DURING HIS TIME IN AAA/EMLL

THE ADVENTURES OF VOLTURE 4

DURING MY THIRD YEAR AS ECW CHAMPION T.V. CHAMPION AND HEAD BOOKER/SWEEPER
I SAW THAT IT WAS TIME GIVE THE TITLE TO THE NEW GENERATION IN ROB VAN DAM

I KNEW IT WAS TIME FOR THIS ATHLETE [FAT GUY] TO HANG IT UP IN MY RETIREMENT MATCH [MY IMAGINATION]I GAVE THE TITLE'S TO RVD [MY RVD ACTION FIGURE WITH KARATE CHOP ACTION.DURING THIS TIME I ALSO FOCUSED MORE ON HELPING THE YOUNGER TALEN'T LIKE CHRIS JERICHO MASS TRANSIT BENOIT AND GUERRERO. I WAS ALSO ABLE TO GET THE DUDLEY'S IN TO THE WWE.AND PULLED SOME STRINGS TO GET PAULY INTO THE WWE I MEAN WWF I WAS ALSO CALLED CRAZY BY SOMEONE WHO CALLED HIMSELF A DOCTOR BUT I THINK HE WAS THE CRAZY IT WAS KAYE FABIAN OR WAS IT JUST DOCTOR PETERS.BUT NO MATTER I CONTINUED TO FIGHT ON AND BECAME VINCE RUSSO'S GO TO GUY FOR IDEA'S IN THE WWF.WHILE STAYING TRUE TO MY ECW RUITS BY KEEPING WITH MY DUTIES AS HEAD BOOKER [SWEEPER] I ALSO BEGAN TO MAKE FRIEND'S WITH ANY WRESTLER EVER AND HAD DINNER WITH BIG SHOW CHRIS BENOIT EDDIE GUERRERO AND REY MYSTERIO.I ALSO GOT BELULUH PREGNAN AND PAID THE DUDLEY BOYS BEAT HER SO THAT I WOULDN'T BE FOUND OUT BECAUSE IF I WAS TOMMY MY FRIEND [IMAGINARY] WOULD KILL ME I ALS DIDN'T WAN'T TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT BECAUSE I COULDN'T TAKE IT FROM MY BROTHER.IT WAS ALSO DURING THIS TIME THAT I GOT A DEAL TO WRITE AND SWEEP FOR WCW UNDER THE WISDOM AND WING OF VINCE RUSSO.

VOLTURE PICTUED AFTER SIGNING WITH WCW

VOLTURES MIDNIGHT PORN RAID 2

ONE TIME I WAS BUSY FUCKING MY GRANDMOTHER WHEN MY DOG WALKED IN. IT STARTED LICKING MY ASSHOLE AND I TOLD GRANNIE TO HOLD ON I WAS GONNA FIST HER SO HARD HER COLOSTMY BAG WOULD BUST. WELL THE BAG BUSTED AND I JUST USED THE SHIT AS LUBE WHILE I TITTY FUCKED HER.I THEN KEPT FUCK HER AND MY EX WIFE A SUPERMODEL [MY HAND] IN FRONT OF MY GRANDMOTHER AND THE LOCKER ROOM AT XPW WE WOULD FUCK UNTIL I HAD NO SPLOOGE LEFT IT WAS AMAZING IT FELT GREAT WISH IT WAS MY MOMMY THOUGH CAUSE I WOULD CREAM HER TIL I COULDN'T CREAM NO MORE ALL THIS WHILE MY GF CARMELLA BING LOOKED ON VERRY HAPPY AND BEST FRIEND RON JEREMY WAS THERE TO
 

VOLTURES MID NIGHT PORN RAID 1!

THIS IS THE MIDNIGHT PORN RAID WITH VOLTURE TONIGHT WE [ME AND MY HAND] WILL BE TALKING ABOUT INCEST PORN AND WHY I LOVE IT [BECAUSE I'M WEIRD].I THINK INCEST PORN IS THE GREATEST THING SINCE PISS AND SCAT PORN IT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER ANAL WITH YOUR MOMMY OR SISTER WOO HOO GETS A REAL MAN [WEIRDO] LIKE ME TO REALIZE THAT.BUT REAL INCEST PORN IS ILEGAL IN AMERICA [IT'S NOT] EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME WHERE TO GET IT I STILL REFUSE TO BELIEVE THE LIES [FACTS] THEY TELL ME THEY ALSO TOLD ME THAT THERE WASN'T A PEICE OF LAND NEAR ME THAT YOU COULD BE ARRESTED BY THE FBI FOR BEING FOR SOME REASON.BUT BACK ON POINT INCEST PORN IS JUST SO GREAT I MEAN WHO WOULDN'T WAN'T TO SEE A GUY FUCK HIS SISTER [ANY NOT INSANE PERSON] JUST THINKING ABOUT MAKES ME 3 INCHES HARD.THERE IS EVEN A ILEGAL ONE I REALLY WAN'T WHERE TWO SISTER PEE ON EACH OTHER BUT IT'S ILEGAL [IT'S NOT] WELL THAT'S ALL FOR THE MIDNIGHT PORN RAID I'M GONNA GO SPANK IT SOME MORE HAVE TO FILL MY DAILY QUOTA. STAY TUNED FOR MORE EXCITING ADVENTURES AND PORN RAIDS.

THE ADVENTURES OF VOLTURE 4

DURING MY SECOND YEAR AS ECW CHAMPION I KNEW THERE NEEDED TO BE A CHANGE SO I TURNED HEEL.I ALSO REALIZED THERE NEEDED TO BE A CHANGE IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH [MY HAND] KIMONA WANANLAYA SO WE BROKE UP WE STILL HAD SEX EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT MY FOCUS ON MY RELATIONSHIP WITH [MY OTHER HAND] MEA YOUNG.I ALSO TOOK IT TO HEART TO TRAIN MASS TRANSIT A PLUCKY YOUNG IN SHAPE YOUNG LION OF A WRESTLER WHO WOULD LATER GO ON TO WRESTLE AND BEAT NEW JACK HE JUST SO GIFTED I REMEMBER HOW HAPPY HIS DAD WAS DURING HIS FIRST MATCH.I ALSO STARTED MY CHRISTMAS [CRAP] COLLECTION BY BEGGING MY BROTHER THAT

NEEDS THE MONEY FOR HIS SICK SON TO SAY FUCK HIMSELF AND GIVE ME THESE [CRAPPY] CHRISTMAS [CRAP] COLLECTABLES.WHILE ALSO NOT PAYING MY MOM WHO HATE'S ME OR AS I HAVE TOLD SOME PEOPLE LOVES ME ALLOT.I ALSO INVENTED THE DUDLEY'S [STOLE FROM RAVEN SHOOT] AND CONTINUED TO REIGN SUPREME OVER ECW.

STAY TUNED FOR MORE EXCITING ADVENTURES